Apparently, the Great Ice Age is now "so last year".
Stay calm, don't panic. Unknowingly, like Jason Bourne, you have, been prepared for the meltdown. Trauma awareness, trigger-desensitization, re-assignment therapy, experimental drugs. Now, get in line. Take your shots and collect your VIP pass. Bend over. Now gargle, rinse, repeat every Sunday. Herald our invisible saviour's Great Reset. Newer is always more normal.
Polar ice caps melting over skin-thin egos awaiting physical, economic, social and spiritual re-assignment. Watching the oppressive window of opportunity, asteroid showers of sub-personae breakout.