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Dave O.
Tue, 2 May 2017

The 7 Week Live Online Video Spiritual Retreat

We live in heady times. We are in a 7-day live online retreat phase (each Sunday is one day) which culminates on 18th June, Enlightenment Day Eve, the most powerful time of the year for Enlightenment Transmission!

I say “heady times” because bilious clouds of nausea and psychosomatic stress are encountered by spiritual seekers en-route to a breakthrough as they journey through inner psychic highways strewn with the psychic detritus discarded by the false identity of the egoic mind as it flees the incoming liberation forces of the Enlightenment Transmission.

This is what it is like to attend the first few days of an Enlightenment Transmission Retreat. Even though the island-bound seas are ultra-placid, the waves of Enlightenment Transmission have you in a washing machine spin cycle that takes 7 days to complete. No one wants to jump off the ego surgery operating table in the midst of an extraction. No sir! Ah, such is the necessary rhythm of human life: shave, shower, manicure, massage, colonic and the pièce de résistance: ego extraction! Your whole life has been leading to this so why stop reading now?

Well, I leave the choice to you. Nothing can adequately prepare you for this.


You don't get what you want, you get what you need!

On the outside our Retreats are quiet placid affairs but internally, within each individual, are raging storms of ancient disharmony ominously looming, threatening to break their mock quietude. Move over meditator! This is cleaning – epic style!

  I can’t hold back these secrets any longer. This is not development - this is breakthrough!!

It’s not pretty or poetic but downright ugly and awesomely effective. On the surface peace and harmony – but within inner turmoil. I really don’t want to kick over anyone’s psychic slop bucket if they are trying to keep it together for the boss but if you are feeling a pinch in your abdomen and you are suspecting it’s time to purge, then come on over, pull up a rocking chair and start rocking and shaking. You only have several decades of stress and aggravation to release. Come on, come along, get it all up and out!


Anyone can apply to participate in Days 1-7 without attending the other live days. However to receive maximal benefits it is recommended to experience any skipped days as Online Streaming Video Replays (email or contact us to book a replay or receive guidance).


Day 1 - ‘Within the Enlightenment Transmission Communal Consciousness Accelerator’ (30th April Call)

Day 2 - ‘The Worm in The Grinder’ (7th May Call)

Day 3 -  ‘The Open Door’ (14th May Call)

Day 4 - ‘Deep Dive Mind Debugging’ (21st May Call)

Day 5 - ‘Thunder, Lightning, Fireballs and Beautiful Spaces’ (28th May Call)

Day 6 - ‘Bringing Everything All Together: Love, Forgiveness, Connectivity, Acceptance & Divine Timing’ (4th June Call)

Day 7 - ‘You Can Have Your Life Back’ (11th June Call)

Day 7 will complete on 18th June, Enlightenment Day Eve with a super long Online Video Intensive - just a few days before the long solstice day of eternal sun in Finland!

If you feel a pull to attend ‘The Revelation’ 7-Day Summer Island Retreat, 7-14th August then contact OshanaOffice Finland soon.