How to make love – ET-style
Extra-Terrestrial Sex starts out as physical love-making but quickly escalates into an overwhelming head-rush, catapulting the participants at light-speed out of the sensate world and into a multiplicity of parallel, inter-dimensional universes.
If you want simple spiritual sex, without Kama Sutra Tantric excesses (such as, having to tie dental floss around your monkey's nuts, performing lingual push-ups on hairy coconuts and 20 years balancing upside-down in Salamba Sarvangasana (Shoulder Stand) using only your penis for support) then Extra-Terrestrial Sex is for you. It's so much more natural.
Extra-Terrestrial Sex reverses gender stereotypes. It leaves women deeply satiated and men wanting more, much more, emotional intimacy.
After 11 years of teaching about Spiritual Enlightenment and Consciousness, I reckon we can have just one let-your-hair-down and let-it-all-hang-out class in The ABC's of Alien Sex.
I hope I can see this mission through. It's vitally, essentially important and useful to creating happy, creative spiritual beings.
The only chance to attend this world first about ET Love-Making - there might never be a return match or replay. Book now.
This Transmission Online Class is exclusively part of the Extra-Terrestrial Series for 2012 - an enigma and surprise in the sacred pantheon of the Oshana Enlightenment Teaching.
Note: No little green men with skinny legs and big heads from Area 51 were misused in making this Podcast.