What you need to know, and do, to get Enlightened
Live Class, Your Time Zone
6pm Helsinki - 4pm London - 11am East Coast - 10am Midwest - 8am West Coast
Following the shock titled “Why You Won't Get Enlightened” class, and the oceans of tears which followed, it seemed prudent to provide the solution, pour la balance!
[Editor's note: Even a British writer had trouble with the London slang in this event description. So if you don't understand something, just skip it. The important points are at the beginning and the end. The title is more than sufficient to describe the class.]
Whether you are serious about Enlightenment or simply a metaphysical dabbler, spiritual neophyte or armchair philosopher you will benefit from a clear and detailed description of the Enlightenment Process. And if you like to flex your spiritual PC muscles then saunter over to the Oshana Dojo Gym for some energetic pelvic floor raising exercises which will accelerate your mind at least as far as the outer reaches of our solar system. Initiates of arcane esoterica and Reader's Digest readers will instantly recognise the use of metaphor here.
You wouldn't want your guest's sushi roll to fall part, spilling avocado mayonnaise on their finest summer linen clothes, would you? No, you wouldn't. What would you do then? You would bone up (study) the fine art of sushi making. Similarly, whether you are a committed Enlightenment Seeker or just New Age party conversationalist, you wouldn't want to discover that you are Enlightenment duffer. And if you high falute and hob-nob in hierarchical spiritual clubs, you wouldn't want your mystical naivete to be exposed as surely as monk with his flies at half-mast at a prestigious book launch?
Confused by the London lingua franca? Fortunately, my other day job, Enlightenment Teacher, invokes the rule of crystal clarity and maximal transparency.
Here comes another speech:
“For too long have Enlightenment Seekers suffered from ignorant teachings, dishonest franchises and arcane clubs whose sole purpose is to mystify without illumination.”
In this live online class, I will describe the must-haves for the Enlightenment Process – a huge topic condensed down into one tiny vegetable stock cube. Never again loose control of your spiritual zip in public again. Better yet, get Enlightened, it makes all the social embarrassment oh-so worth it.
Note: This is an audio class which can be listened to on most computer systems. Prepare yourself by reading the Orientation which will be emailed to you upon booking. Lecture starts about 6:15pm (Helsinki time). Oshana Consciousness CD music starts playing at 5pm (Helsinki time) before class and continues after the lecture at approximately 7:20pm (Helsinki time). Please arrive early if you are new, on a new network or need technical support. Total talk time will be a minimum of 1 hour.
Technical advice (most listeners do not need to know because they unknowingly have it already configured): Flashplayer needs to be installed and Port 8464 needs to be open on your network. iPad is currently unsupported for audio streams because Apple blocked Flashplayer but you can request the MP3 replay download of this class